Quite possibly the best/worst fortune cookie fortune ever.

Quite possibly the best/worst fortune cookie fortune ever.

perfsicle:

addicted

done:

with your shit

prussianinamerica:

I had a teacher who refused to let any of us say “its okay” because of this exact reason.

This is the chemical formula for love:

C8H11NO2+C10H12N2O+C43H66N12O12S2
dopamine, seratonin, oxytocin.

It can be easily manufactured in a lab, but overdosing on any of them can cause schizophrenia, extreme paranoia, and insanity.

Let that sink in.

(via mrzim)

gothsportscore:

i don’t want to be a part of a college system where plagiarism is a worse crime than rape

We looked at each other a little too long to be ‘just friends’.